The trouble with the seventh one
I have given that recipe away more times than any other on this page. I have almost never seen anyone still taking it three months later. For a long time that bothered me, so I sat down and worked out why.
The four herbs are not in your kitchen. I checked the prices before writing this. A good lion's mane powder is close to forty dollars on its own. Add ginkgo, spirulina and moringa and you are past eighty โ for four large bags you will use one spoonful from. The rest goes stale in the cupboard.
Then you wait. Two weeks in the dark before the jar does anything at all. People lose interest somewhere around day nine.
Then you have to drink it. Vinegar and mushroom is not a pleasant morning. Most people stop in the first week and never tell me.
And it is never the same twice. My jar and my grandmother's jar were different jars. Different leaf, different season, different strength. You are never quite sure what you are taking.
But the real problem is none of those. It is that a remedy taken for four days is not a remedy โ it is a gesture. Everything on this page only does anything once it becomes ordinary, like brushing your teeth. And nobody keeps up something that costs eighty dollars, takes two weeks to start, and tastes like that.
So I stopped handing out a recipe I knew people could not keep, and had it made properly instead.